grrrlfever: wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly: Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
thatfunnyblog: i might still be ugly but i used to be uglier
Anonymous asked: and some starbucks
Anonymous asked: i got 5 bucks on some bop
Anonymous asked: smd?
ebuddies: call my dick gatsby bc its great
I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot
if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money id just laugh and search with them
I suck at texting unless I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something Me and you are close as fuck
zackisontumblr: If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
niggayougay: MAN I WISH I WAS HOT ENOUGH TO MAKE SOMEONE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED